pop pedigree truth or dare grabbed her privates dancers vogued re madonna invention world tour 2004what she's said: certainly not against plastic surgery wrinkle on my face 'bummer' not caught up in thinking u hve 2 stay eternally young I AM WHAT I AM sleep knives 2 u the gossip: hollywood giddy megastar mini face-lift 4 christmas fresh-faces appearance grammy's sharon osbourne knows her nips from her tucks "i tell u what" said "i went in2 shock @ madonna's new head, oh madonna i know what u've been doing! there's not 1 line on that bloody head!" rumors rounds her madgesty in 2002 boy george "she had sunglasses on & no motion in the face whatsoever" MIAOW! expert opinion: "jaw-line more defined much better shape than before so i suspect improves neck & face had botox so free from lines little bumps on her lower lip suggest signs of some sort of filler" & guy miami kabbalah keep their marriage strong then queen jam now american life warners bros. 50708 the material girl playmate 4 rocco? delighted found a fan of her children's book the english roses the buzz cut unveiled a daring new do los angeles father director guy ritchie minus long blond locks british tabloids speculate in accordance jewish mysticism practiced requires left alone age 3 point cut symbols initial passage in2 manhood liz rosenberg totally made up "he had long hair he now has short hair no spiritual context the kid got his hair cut" exit rep seen leaving denies religious roots cult member genre body + soul by christopher ciccone before shaggy mane february after w/dad shows off new look & 17 MADONNA's.
w/mommy osbourne, boy george, guy ritchie & chris ciccone being sited as authorities, thank god liz rosenberg & rocco were in there as well 2 @ least give the articles some credibility...hell, that 3yr old kid & the book reading has more madonna insights than sharon osbourne ever could.
as a scrapbooker, i've always prided myself on the fact (as we ocd/add types do) that i've NEVER had a clipping jetting out off a scrapbook page...never. wellllll, never say never. i knew 4 sure that i wouldn't ever allow such a tragedy 2 happen. wellllll, usually if i think something is 100% 1 way, it's more than likely 100% the opposite.
such is the case here. the bottom pg/left corner clearly has an article stickin' out. i seriously saw it & said out loud, "what the fuck?". now it's not really a big deal...really. but when u think 1 thing 4 nearly 30 years, it comes as a bit of a shock 2 see u've been wrong...4 30 years. ha.
in my defense it was 10 years ago & i've changed & matured since then. my collage skills have improved w/age & skill & i would never allow such a mistake again. think about what u were doing 10 years ago & then cast that 1st stone...or gluestick.
w/thin paper, like the scrap in question it's almost impossible 2 relift it off a gluesticked surface w/out tearing it in half. w/an image it's more easily dealt w/, u hve the rest of that picture 2 help recompose the entire image. w/a write-up a ripped sentence becomes an unreadable sentence & there4, a useless 1. so, w/that insight in mind, i jst left it...i jst left it.
what can i say? u live u learn. u do better next time. i hve grown from this experience & i know it has made me a better & stronger scrapbooker. my madonna future is bright so long as i have gluesticks 2 glue & scissors 2 cut...along proper borders.
this is all tongue & cheek. it's not nearly as dramatic as i've made it sound. i've talked 2 my therapist about it & he agreed...after he prescribed medication. odd.