Monday, April 27, 2015

BOTTOMS UP


TOPS UNBOUND.


OH OSCAR YOU SCOUNDREL! 
(just like in 1990...u need a spanky!) 

Sunday, April 26, 2015

SIN-SETIONAL

"VANITY IS MY FAVORITE SIN"


HELLS BELLS!!!
WHEN U LOOK LIKE THIS?!?
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T IT BE!?! 


"in our obsession with original sin
we sometimes forget about
original innocence"
-Pope Innocent III


INNOCENCE IS BEAUTIFUL 
BUT
SIN IS FLAWLESS! 

(makes me want to go to church....nawhhhhh) 

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Friday, April 24, 2015

FFWD: 2015


yup kids, in case u didn't know:
it still continues today! 

WHY? 
BECAUSE MY LIFE IS RICHER BECAUSE SHE'S IN IT! 

Thursday, April 23, 2015

joy, dance, yoga, resale


FESTIVE FRED...REAL FESTIVE! 
(Madonnas never had a camel toe in her life)


joy:
a feeling of great pleasure & happiness.

"poor is the man who's pleasure depends on the permission of another"

dance:
move rhythmically to music typically set to a sequence of steps. 

"step to the beat boy, that's what it's for" 

yoga:
Hindu spiritual & ascetic discipline which focuses on deep breaths, light meditation, body postures & poses & is widely used for both physical & mental health, well being & relaxation. 

"strike a pose" 

resale:
the sale of something previously bought. 

"i want u to hold me like u hold your money" 


SEE...ALL MATERIAL GOES BACK TO THIS GIRL! 
ALL OF ALL!

TRULY LIVING IN A MADONNA MATERIAL WORLD. 

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

WOMAN OF THE YEAR(S)


EVERY YEAR! 


&
HERE ARE THE REASONS WHY 
SHE WAS/IS 
WOMAN ON THE YEAR
FOR EVERY SINGLE YEAR OF HER UNPARALLELED CAREER! 
(take note wannabes) 


1983: BOY TOY OF THE YEAR. 
1984: MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS DEBUT...ON THE FLOOR. VIRGIN OF THE YEAR.
1985: NUDE PICS IN PENTHOUSE & PLAYBOY...OF THE YEAR.
1986: MARRIED WOMAN OF THE YEAR.
1987: OPENING CARTOON OF THE FILM "WHO'S THAT-GIRL" OF THE YEAR.
1988: BROADWAY BABE OF THE YEAR.
1989: LIKE A PRAYER. PERIOD. CONTROVERSY OF THE YEAR.
1990: A BLOND'S AMBITION. CONCERT OF THE YEAR...AND DECADE! 
1991: OSCAR PERFORMANCE FROM DICK TRACY. BREATHLESS OF THE YEAR. 
1992: EROTICA/SEX/DITA OF THE YEAR.
1993: GIRLIE SHOW OF THE YEAR 
1994: "F" BOMBS AWAY ON LETTERMAN. POTTY MOUTH OF THE YEAR.
1995: VERSACE GODDESS OF THE YEAR.
1996: EVITA OF THE YEAR. 
1997: MOM OF THE YEAR.
1998: AN ACCLAIMED RAY OF LIGHT OF THE YEAR.
1999: FINALLY A FUCKING GRAMMY AWARD...RECORD OF THE YEAR! 
2000: FAMILY WOMAN OF THE YEAR. 
2001: RETURN TO THE STAGE AFTER AN 8 YEAR BREAK! MUST SEE OF THE YEAR. 
2002: KID'S BOOK AUTHOR OF THE YEAR.
2003: LOCKS LIPS W/BRITNEY SPEARS. KISS OF THE YEAR.
2004: UK ROCK-N-ROLL HALL OF FAMER OF THE YEAR.
2005: HUNG UP VIDEO. DISCO DIVA OF THE YEAR.
2006. CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS. CONFESSION OF THE YEAR.
2007: ADOPTION OF THE YEAR.
2008: INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK-N-ROLL HALL OF FAME. LEGEND OF THE YEAR.
2009: ADDRESS THE DEATH OF MICHAEL JACKSON. LOSS OF THE YEAR(S).
2010: CLOTHING LINE HITS MACY'S. MATERIAL GIRL OF THE YEAR.
2011: DIRECTS "W.E." & LOOKS FLAWLESS DOING SO. GLAM OF THE YEAR. 
2012: SUPERBOWL 1/2 SHOW OF THE YEAR & BROKE ALL TIME RECORDS.
2013: BOOBS & BAD WORDS! NEW INSTGRAM ACCOUNT OF THE YEAR.
2014: TACKLES AGESIM. FIGHTER OF THE YEAR. 
2015: FALLS @ BRITT AWARDS. GETS RIGHT THE FUCK BACK UP. QUEEN OF ALL TIME. 



SOOOOO...WHAT'S YOUR YEAR BEEN LIKE? 
#madonnadoesitbetter 

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

confessions of an outtake


SMASH THE MYTH! 


i feel that THIS is when "outtake mania" began & this new growing obsession with finding "secret/hidden" photos was slammed into the veins of the madonna addicted.
i don't recall mass images from the "American Life" or the "Music" photo shoots being leaked everywhere the interweb reaches like these Confession-Sessions were. it was the start of it all.
Next up, unflattering, unedited pics from "Hard Candy", TONS of leaks from "MDNA" & then the backlogged-floodgates of the M-Vaults were unlocked & holy shit we got a tidal (plug plug) wave of UH-MAZING SHIT: true blue, like a prayer, wedding pics, behind the scenes & on set stuff, erotica, sex, photo shoots...on & on.
some not to our Queen's liking but some VERY much to her loyal subjects. i will admit that hey, when unseen pics surface, of course i want to SEE them. it's her. that's what i do. but really, not at the expense of her record sales (songs leaked from "Rebel Heart" contributed to her hitting #2 vs #1) or her sense of security (she didn't approve or get her say on pictures of herself...think how THAT must feel). so hey, look, maybe touch but then...BUY. God can save our Queen but hey, so can we.