Thursday, May 28, 2015

#GRRRRRL


DROP THE "L" & I SAY IT EVERYDAY! 


#GRRRRR

SHE'S THE ORIGINAL GRINDR 
& NOTHIN' TO SCRUFF AT! 

#gayboys #gayicon #dtf #nsa #daddy

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

rolled her eyes like, WHATEVER.'"


EXCLUSIVE DIVA 


i wonder how many, hundreds...no, no make that thousands of people have had that experience? i know i'm odd & just a tad bit off but...man, i would love it!
i remember someone (some forgettable person) after they'd seen an interview w/her where she was her usual, gloriously snarky self, asking me, "why do u like her? she's not even nice?" & i remember thinking...thank god! HA!
what a let down it would be if this mega-strong, feminist sex-symbol & cultural pioneer was...nice. meh. thank god my Madonna is the Madonna she is. thank god there is my Madonna. 

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

5.26 SKY OPEN


OCCUPY THE SKY.


i'm no stranger to deception
i have lied & been lied to
i'm no paragon of virtue
but i wanna be with u

i have never been a righteous soul
& i don't pretend i am
but i walk the line when i'm with u
cause u make me believe i can

but we're running out of options
& we're running out of time
& i don't know if it's u or me
but it's time to speak our mind

because i'm traveling across the sky
when you're with me, your hand in mine
our honesty will make us fly
& we'll be traveling across the sky

i'm no good @ keeping quiet 
& i can't be this tied town
but it's got to count for something 
that we're still hanging around

if u need an explanation
for what is false & what is true
then i'd rather stop the world than think
that i could not be with u

across the sky (oohhhh)


from the "hard candy" sessions, the unreleased jewel
that is both deep & poetic,
"across the sky" 


&
speaking of some poetry-like-stuff:

KNOCK ON THE SKY
&
LISTEN TO THE SOUND

Monday, May 25, 2015

HEYYOU


this could be good, hey you. 


HEY YOU! it's monday! 

HEY YOU! it's memorial day!

HEY YOU! honor someone who served FOR YOU! 

HEY YOU! it's the start of summer!

HEY YOU! "bitch i'm Madonna" vid out soon!

HEY YOU! Rebel Heart Tour is STILL on it's way!

HEY YOU! have a great day!

HEY YOU! you're kinda' the best!

HEY YOU! thanks for reading & supporting the madonna pages!

HEY YOU! I LOVE YOU! 

Sunday, May 24, 2015

THE TELEVISION COMMERCIALS


"i don't watch TV"


but for those of us who do (or did when she was on at least) we got to see THE material girl hocking some actual material goods throughout the years. be it in Japan, the UK or the USA the Queen of all media has graced the small screen quite a few times in her decades long super-donna sponsorship.
not counting the various "public awareness" spots she did primarily for MTV: "i want my MTV" (1984ish promo), THE FIRST commentary spot on HIV/AIDS & a spot on global warming: "i've got some globes for u to warm" here is the complete list of her product endorsements. including her most infamous one. so good & so culturally relevant...there was a commercial...for the commercial. yup. that's how she do. HIT IT! 


Mitsubishi
(u can dance tie-in)

Pepsi 
(like a prayer...duh)

Rock The Vote
(vogue turned into vote)

Takara Shuzo
(snippet of a unavailable song)

Max Factor
(ray o' light)

BMW
(mini film directed by then hubby, that Guy)

Gap
(into the groove/hollywood mash-up)

Estee Lauder
(love profusion) 

Motorola
(she "hangs up" the phone, so...)

H&M
(music by Mirawis)

Ariake 
(her spoken/singing thing)

Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses 
(revolver) 

Truth or Dare Fragrance 
(hot ass remix of girl gone wild) 


now really,
how can it hurt u when it looks so good?
wink ;) wink ;) 

Saturday, May 23, 2015

K-PoP PartY


THERE'S ONLY 1 QUEEN. 
(this is 2006 mind u) 

1ST UP:
my ongoing issue with mainland (or the continental USA) radio channels

2NDLY:
my ongoing newest (2 me) obsession (also not part of USA radio)

1ST:
i live on Maui...as in Hawaii. an island all by itself in the Pacific ocean & do u know what we get here? New Madonna. yup...i said NEW. as in: "living for love" in heavy rotation on the current pop channel.
which btw overall pop stations are just AWFUL. they absolutely kill the few decent songs by playing the fuck out of 'em over & over & over again & man, the other "music" they re-play & re-play is just poorly assembled, re-heated crap. just crap.
does this viewpoint come from being older? perhaps. was it always this way on radio stations & i didn't notice? maybe.
OR was the music simply better then (when i was growing up it was/MJ, Prince, Tina Turner, George Michael, Cyndi Lauper, The Boss on the radio...u know, the legends) so maybe...no, no not maybe...it WASN'T as painful to get through a day of listing to the radio as it is now. can Pitbull REALLY be on EVERY song? 
there IS tons of good stuff too. pop music is alive & well: Katy Perry, Adele, loved that Clean Bandit song "rather be", Ellie Goulding, that fine ass Jonas Bro & i don't even mind the Taylor Swift (all the time) BUT there is STILL room for Madonna as well! She mixes in perfectly with all of that & at least she brings a new sound, flavor, level to some of this shit. even "ghosttown" on the AC station (which is also heavily played here) works so well. 
not to mention how, in general i hear this woman EVERYWHERE here! in the car it's: "open your heart, i'll remember, holiday, lucky star, music", @ the gym it's remixes of "give me all ur luvin', girl gone wild & living for love", at Jamba Juice (a daily stop) "hold tight" was on!, Maui Tacos: "true blue" 1 time & "where's the party" another. "express yourself" was blasting from some kids car on the highway & it's a 100% guaranteed fact she WILL be on the setlist for my weekly spin class...it's been that way for 3 years now & it ain't stoppin' anytime soon. trust. currently it's a great 7 minute bootleg mix of "devil pray" by Idaho & of course "bitch i'm Madonna (such a crowd pleaser).
so this odd notion that Madonna is no longer part of current pop music is simply untrue...at least for me. now, if only the mainland could get a little aloha for the queen of fucking pop we could all have happy days of radio listening ahead of us. 


2ND:
1 WORD: K-POP (well, 1 letter & 1 word). how this Kraze passed me by i do not know but what i REALLY don't understand is how i missed the sassy girl group Secret & their krazy-ass-good song titled...what else? "Madonna"! SO SO SO GOOD & SO SO SO FUN! i SO want to be them (& that is SO a problem).  even in Korean this song is great! here's the translation into English. enjoy! 


yes, it's my way, my way, my way
i'm going to tell u a secret, r u ready?

MA MA MA MA MADONNA DONNA
MADONNA DONNA DONNA
everything is hot, hot cause of me
cause of me it's hot hot 
MADONNA DONNA MADONNA DONNA DONNA
feel me, me
everything everything is hot hot hot

it's unbelievable even if i showed u
it's something no1 can imagine
oh oh oh oh lady lady lady 
just think however u want to think
do whatever u want with confidence 
oh lady, everytime make it hot 
oh lady
scream a little more make it high
say it with dignity with confidence
oh lady, everytime make it hot
oh lady
say all of your heart with honesty 
you're living just like me

i'm the sexy icon
the control that no1 can block
oh oh oh oh lady lady lady
superwoman with nothing to be afraid of
wonder woman with nothing to be scared of
oh oh oh oh lady lady lady 
with feel in with pride like that
with boldness with sense like that 
oh lady
don't hesitate & feel it
oh lady
enjoy the moment right now
so you'll shine like a goddess always like that 
you're living just like me

like a fire
give yourself into it like u think 
burn up the times passed 
M-A-D-O double N-A
move your body with confidence PARTY! 
move it groove it shake it
crazier & more exciting than any1 else
so that no1 will be able to follow u YO!
i'll show u everything starting right now
wanna wanna wanna wanna primadonna 

MA MA MA MA MADONNA DONNA
MADONNA DONNA DONNA 


HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT?
(go youtube the video to love it, them even more)


P.S.
i was re-reminded that i WAS informed of K-POP years ago by my crazy-sexy-cool penpal from the original Madonna Fanclub: Like A Fanzine (pre-ICON kids) B.Mc. he's sent me quite a few fun little songs including this one (sometimes i get a little weird when something bites on her (M) for their own gain...i should've known better). another K-iller K-pop jam (that i was also obsessed with) was/is "Hysterie" by the all boy band Infinite & OH! then there's another girl group, Brown Eyed Girls w/"abracadabra" so, i guess i DID know about it! (old age is a bitch man!) again, so so so good. & again, it's another example of the power of Madonna. make that MA MA MA MA MADONNA. 

Friday, May 22, 2015

3/11/85

CLASSIC.


"if that makes me a bitch i'm madonna okay"


BITCH IT'S FRIDAY! 

GO BE A GIRL OR BOY GONE WILD!