Thursday, December 18, 2014

LEGENDrockstarLADY


STILLstillSTILL


ALL OF ALL 

as this bitch-hunt for the perps who leaked her full, unfinished album online yesterday continues (mind u, these r demos that will sound nothing like they do now OR they will not be part of the final album at all...so....) i am SO ready to get into a new groove (off this topic) & SO ready 4 someone to confess already...
#UGH #ENOUGH 

in the meantime, 
here's some much needed comedy on this topic
(i wish Joan Rivers was still w/us, she'd put this in perspective 4 us)
courtesy of Madonna Fan Fiction @madonnafanfic on Instagram 


Madonna has a flashback to leaving her album on a floppy disc at the gym.
she demands to speak to whoever is in charge of the Internet. 

"Why would my fans do this?" Madonna opens Instagram
on her iPhone 3GS & smashes the screen w/a sledgehammer.

Madonna opens a Zippyshare link to her new album,
she clicks the wrong download button & receives a virus.

Madonna pics up the receiver on her rotary phone
& says "operator, get me the head of the CIA,
I am a victim of artistic terrorism."

Madonna turns on the news showing worldwide terrorism,
"Tell me this is worse" Madonna says to her maid
raising her hand threateningly.

"The fans leaked my music, are YOU a fan Lourdes?"
confused & scared Lourdes runs to her bedroom crying.

Madonna holds a gun to Diplo's head & says
"And you, I think I'll miss you most of all."

Madonna leaves a voicemail on Bill Gates phone,
"Hello William it's me, how can I make the demos on the laptop look old?
You owe me."


#OMG #LOL #KARMA #STILLMYQUEEN 

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

SING!


what won't kill u will make u strong


women are the mothers of the world, my friend
i tell u womankind is strong 
take your beautiful self up to the heights again
back to the place where u belong

SING MADONNA SING!
LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD! 

#livingforlove #rasingmalawi #revolutionoflove 

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

do(n't) mess w/my girl


#unapologeticeventhen 


I NEVER WANT 2 GIVE MADONNA SHIT!
NEVER!

EXCEPT 4 RIGHT NOW.
I THINK SHE NEEDS IT.

some of that good old fashioned cunty-fanchy Madonna shit
she used to give to others when they CLEARLY needed it!
serve yourself some Madge. 
u get what u give. c'mon now. 

&
I THINK EVERY SINGLE OUTTAKE 
THAT EXISTS OUT THERE SHOULD BE RELEASED!

EVERY
SINGLE
GOD
DAMN
MOTHER
FUCKING
ONE

were wasting time make up your mind & get back into the groove! 

#SORRYNOTSORRY

Monday, December 15, 2014

CLUB HOT ASS LAUNCH


AS WELL AS HOT DANCE-FLOOR POP BITCH FILLER 


clearly D&G stands for:

DUDES & GUYS

i always say I LOVE MADONNA
more than anything else...
let me rephrase that.

#DAYUM 

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Ken Molina: "REALLY? For all the shit she's stolen?"


stay with me on this 1 people...


we gots a lot to cover.

1st:
THESE 2 pages are THE ONLY 2 pages in the entire, almost 40 year (geeez) history of The Madonna Pages NOT, i repeat NOT done by me (there is a gasp from the crowd & then total silence as they wait...).
by whom were these done? (an interesting & ironic tie-in w/the following topic) by the same man quoted in today blog header: my BF (boy & best) of almost 10 years now, Kenneth Molina.
after seeing the truly epic Confessions Tour together, he was moved to join in the scrapbooking fun, took gluestick to paper & created these 2 mini-masterpieces. 
this is major on a couple of levels. 1st, we enjoyed the "COAD" cd so much he was finally convinced to go see a Madonna concert. now, why did it take convincing? well, after working w/"her" on the video for "la isla bonita" (dressed as a Cholo for the street dancing scene) where she was less then pleasant to him, he pretty much took "her" of his radar. until i won him back to her...for awhile. 2nd, i never let anyone do a page. NEVER. but he was (& still is) so damn cute & sexy...who could say no? I'm so stoked i didn't. look how intricate & detailed they are! SO SO SO DOPE! 
now, that brings us to the next topic...

2nd:
Kenneth is a VERY logical, organized, intelligent & thought-based man. whenever he speaks it's worth listening to. he does not waste his words just for the sake of saying them. he means what he says & is ALWAYS on point. I'm not kidding...ALWAYS.
so, when this latest "controversy" (real or fabricated?) over Madonna finding all these unauthorized photos of herself on line erupted this past week, his comment (the blog title) had to ring somewhat true. he is a man of accurate statements. 
i get that after her 2 unfinished & unreleased songs "rebel heart" & "wash all over me" were leaked she might have an exposed/raw nerve but still, shit woman....come on.
just now you have been made aware of the MILLIONS of unreleased photos of yourself in cyberspace? REALLY? or is it another good way to keep this very visible "furry" going? maybe it is both. i will never know. i just know that for the 1st time in my MADONNA-LOVING life, something here rings false.
especially when the 1's getting her well manicured finger pointed at them are...THE FANS?!? us? again, REALLY? WE are not releasing these photos. WE do not have access to them. WE are simply living for them. someone else, on/in her own camp is leaking them. period. 


so, in case you've missed ALL of this (#luckyyou) 
here's the blow-by-blow based on 3 different instagram pics: 


MADONNA:
outtakes from Steven Klein shoot I've never seen before. 
Thanks for showing me again & again that stealing, selling & buying
is alive & well in cyberspace!
#fearnoevil 


Another unreleased photo from a series I have just discovered! 
Stolen & sold to whom? WTF? Are my fans doing this?
If so I'm very confused! Stealing is a crime.
#karma 


This is a fitting photo i did not release. I do not make money from the release 
of my photos. but other people do! I am asking my true fans & supporters who 
respect me as an artist & a human to not get involved with the purchasing, trading or
posting of unreleased images or music. I hope & pray we will find the source of the 
leaks soon. Until then I am grateful for any leads or info & even more grateful for your
support & loyalty! Please let me finish my work so i can give you my very best!
#respectartandtheprocess


(FYI: I corrected her typos & lack of punctuation)
#autocorrectbitch


NOW...THE FANS: 


remember when Madonna was fun & didn't take herself so seriously? 


can she resolve this? i think she should clean house? 


something needs to be done w/her team or the photographers team.
I'm deleting all the outtakes out of respect for her though.


i think her people are making excuses up, pointing the finger
at the fans. DON'T trust Steven's (Klein) team at all. 


hey Madonna!
fans are innocent. 
ask your staff. maybe one of them is the true thief.
FANS ARE NOT THIEVES! 
we would never do something to hurt you! 


MADONNA it is not being done by your fans. 
it is your team. fans don't have access to your secret material.


OUTTAKES...what is an outtake?
when should we NOT upload or share them? 
what about when the leaks are from as far back as 1985?
like the beautiful Sean Penn wedding photo or the 1986 
true blue sessions? all THESE photos that are leaking
at the moment are wonderful not like those awful Tom Munro 
photos that kept surfacing last year.


she seems really pissed off.


where do outtakes come from in the 1st place? 


#FAKE


#sorrynotsorry


#STFUMADONNA


FINAL THOUGHT:

I really do hope she can get the fuck over it & therefore so can I.
this, being annoyed with "the most important thing in my life" shit is stupid. 

Saturday, December 13, 2014

23rd (photo) album

S-E-X PERSONIFIED! 


i'll be your
i'd like to
if i take
when u
will u try
if i'm 
let my 
give it
i'll give
once u
u can
i can see
i can tell
i only 
i don't 
i could 
i'll come
i know
i'm not
put ur 

EROTI-CA 

(when Madonna didn't take herself SO seriously) 

Friday, December 12, 2014

FFWD: 2014


FFWD: 2 THE END OF THE WEEK 


"There's no beginning & no ending"...not when it comes to our Lady Madonna. That's right...OUR LADY MADONNA! #madonnadiditfirst
even in FFWD it's all just 1 big, glorious, unstoppable, inserpassable, continuous circle of never ending creativity & imagery! #icon
look @ what we gots here: the movie who's that girl, truth or dare, blond ambition, the new interview magazine (that is causing a media firestorm), "i want u" video, the virgin tour, her most recent trip to Malawi, "rebel heart" instgram postings, "girl gone wild"/world aids day, true blue, speed the plow Broadway play w/Sean Penn...big boobies! it's all here & it's all good! #queenofeverything

SEE THE LIGHT
(@ the end of the tunnel) 

#friday