Friday, October 31, 2014

MY BOO: LIKE A (DEAD) VIRGIN


SHE'S A THRILLER! THRILLER EVERY NIGHT! 


TRICK YOUR TREATS!
&
TREAT YOUR TRICKS!

WHAT'CHA GONNA BE? 

MINE? 
(does slutty Mickey Mouse do anything 4 u?)

#DIRTYMOUSE 

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Madancing


Madonna & Dancing

right from the very start, she warned us: U R GONNA DANCE! she encouraged, even commanded "everybody" to "dance & sing, get up & do our thing". with such an alluring invitation, u would be a fool not to & why would u NOT want to? i know i did...so i did. 
she always goes back to the dance floor. she may step off it for a minute to breathe, grab a drink or pee but she always steps her stiletto right back onto it & whispers to us:

& u can dance
4 inspiration
c'mon 
i'm waiting

& that's where u can always find her through: "into the groove/vogue/now i'm following you/music/dance tonight/give me all your luvin'/celebration & many, many, many more (check the post titled "DANCE SHE SAID" for ALL the M songs where the word "dance/dancing" are used). that's where she's from & that's where she belongs. a woman's place is on the dance floor. w/that, she's always had the perfect marriage, it's always been: Madonna & dancing. 
so why would anything have to change? because she's older than when she started? kid, we all are. does that keep u, the reader from doing what U want to do? does that hold U back? honestly...think about that: does being older stop U from doing stuff?...why the fuck would it? 
& based on how much she danced her fucking ass off on the MDNA tour, her last record setting-record breaking tour...it hasn't. the opening & closing numbers of "girl gone wild" & "celebration" were worth more than a ticket & an entire season of "so u think u can dance" or "dancing w/the stars". you want reality? u want a competition? u want a STAR? GO to a Madonna concert. she's all real, she's a real star & she's only competes w/the best...herself. 

so, yeah...blah, blah, blah...enough talking.
shut up & dance. 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

ON THE BEAT


So, why decide to do an all dance record now? 

ummm...really?
why?

BECAUSE SHE'S MADONNA! 

on & on, on the beat goes

& the beat goes on, i'm a happy girl 

get up on your feet yeah step to the beat
boy what will it be

step to the beat boy that's what it 's for

i was beat, incomplete

when your heart beats next to mine

you know i feel it in my heartbeat 

let me dance to your beat, make it loud 

when your on the street it's a different beat 

until you hear the funky beat 

it's like a competition, me against the beat 

the beat is so crazy

dance to the beat, wild dancing beat, dancing beat 

this feeling can't be beat 

feel the beat & step inside 

how would they hear the beating of my heart 

let's boogie boogie till our hearts skip a beat
but who's counting? 


HER (HEART)BEAT CANNOT BE STOPPED.
THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD. 
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD.

THEY HAVE TRIED & FAILED.
ON & ON, OH HER BEAT GOES! 

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

TALK


I'M TALKING. I'M TALKING. 


"although he has no gilded medals upon his bosom,
(he) walks the walk & talks the talk, a hero today"

"well done is better than well said"

Benjamin Franklin 


"he who can, does.
he who cannot, teaches"

George Bernard Shaw 


"fear not my lord, we will not stand to prate,
talkers are no good doers be assured, 
we came to use our hands not our tongues"

William Shakespeare


"some of the less friendly observers have determined 
that we will abandon our principles & reveal ourselves
as shallow, cynical exploiters. we must disappoint them...
quite simply put, we walk our talk" 

Gordon Roddick 


"the world is full of people who talk the talk
but how many of us really walk the walk?

"u can walk the walk & even talk the talk
but you'll always be 2 steps behind me"


MADONNA 
1st quote is from her wildly successful, confessions tour,
right before "like it or not"

2nd quote is from rumored new song "copy cat" 
a "tribute" to lady gaga! 


WALK THIS WAY. TALK THIS WAY.

Monday, October 27, 2014

MENJOS

& OH MY GOD! 


my 1st gay bar(s) as a young buck-fuck were:

Marcella's & (God help me) Breadsticks in New York
(what? can't a bro hit more than 1 spot their 1st night "out"?) 

my other 2 main dudes/bros were:

Try-Angles & The Connection in Kentucky 
&
Hula's in Hawaii


WHAT WERE YOURS? 
(go ahead, no1's looking) 

Sunday, October 26, 2014

IC0N P*P


SHE IS BOTH! 

so, just 4 fun,
let's review my favorite POP song from each of THE ICON'S 13 albums: 

MADONNA
"lucky star"

LIKE A VIRGIN
"dress you up"

TRUE BLUE
"papa don't preach"

LIKE A PRAYER
"like a prayer"

I'M BREATHLESS
"vogue"

EROTICA
"bad girl"

BEDTIME STORIES
"secret"

RAY OF LIGHT
"frozen"

MUSIC
"music"

AMERICAN LIFE
"die another day" 

CONFESSIONS ON A DANCE FLOOR
"hung up"

HARD CANDY
"4 minutes"

MDNA
"girl gone wild"

now mind you,
those were released singles from full albums.
favorite songs in general would have these tunes on it:

"into the groove"
"spotlight"
"who's that girl"
"this used to be my playground"
"rescue me"
"i'll remember"
"you'll see"
"another suitcase in another hall"
"american pie"
"impressive instant"
"nobody knows me"
"celebration"

&
in case you missed it,
(i'll let it slide...this time)
my all time FAVORITE song...is a tie:

"INTO THE GROOVE & SECRET"

ICON POP.
POP ICON.

PERIOD. 

Saturday, October 25, 2014

HEADLINE(R)S


PROMINENTLY DISPLACED


WHERE'S THE PARTY

DRESS YOU UP 

TAKE A BOW

SHE'S BETTER THAN EVER! 

KABBALAH PARTY

MADGE'S MAID UP

IDOL WORSHIP

CAUSING A COMMOTION

WITCHY WOMAN! 

MADONNA PLAYS SORCERESS 

TEEPEE PART 

COEXIST 


& OF COURSE THE NAME ALONE:

M A D O N N A

HER ALONE. ALL IT TAKES. ALL THAT IS NEEDED.

HEADLINER. HEADLINE. GUARANTEED.