ALL OF ALL
as this bitch-hunt for the perps who leaked her full, unfinished album online yesterday continues (mind u, these r demos that will sound nothing like they do now OR they will not be part of the final album at all...so....) i am SO ready to get into a new groove (off this topic) & SO ready 4 someone to confess already...
in the meantime,
here's some much needed comedy on this topic
(i wish Joan Rivers was still w/us, she'd put this in perspective 4 us)
courtesy of Madonna Fan Fiction @madonnafanfic on Instagram
Madonna has a flashback to leaving her album on a floppy disc at the gym.
she demands to speak to whoever is in charge of the Internet.
"Why would my fans do this?" Madonna opens Instagram
on her iPhone 3GS & smashes the screen w/a sledgehammer.
Madonna opens a Zippyshare link to her new album,
she clicks the wrong download button & receives a virus.
Madonna pics up the receiver on her rotary phone
& says "operator, get me the head of the CIA,
I am a victim of artistic terrorism."
Madonna turns on the news showing worldwide terrorism,
"Tell me this is worse" Madonna says to her maid
raising her hand threateningly.
"The fans leaked my music, are YOU a fan Lourdes?"
confused & scared Lourdes runs to her bedroom crying.
Madonna holds a gun to Diplo's head & says
"And you, I think I'll miss you most of all."
Madonna leaves a voicemail on Bill Gates phone,
"Hello William it's me, how can I make the demos on the laptop look old?
You owe me."
#OMG #LOL #KARMA #STILLMYQUEEN